Well, let me tell ya, those golf clubs, they got a whole lotta names and numbers, like them fancy cars. This here “Hot List” from Golf Digest, sounds like somethin’ important, like who’s gettin’ hitched or who passed away, but it ain’t. It’s about golf sticks, you know?
Golf Digest 2018 Hot List, they call it. Sounds hot, like a summer day, but it’s about them golf clubs they say is the best. Like them irons, they got all sorts, game-improvement irons, they call ’em. Says they make the ball go higher and farther. Higher and farther, that’s what I need when I’m chuckin’ rocks at them pesky squirrels in the garden.
- Game-improvement irons – Higher and farther.
- Super game-improvement irons – If any club should be outlawed, these would be it. They say these make it too easy. Hmph, nothin’s easy ‘cept complainin’, that’s easy.
They say this “Hot List” is official, like them government papers. Means it’s the start of golf season, I reckon. People gettin’ all excited about hittin’ little balls with sticks. Don’t get me wrong, I like a good whack at somethin’ now and then, but these folks, they take it serious.
They got reviews and all, readin’ about every club, like it’s the Bible or somethin’. They wanna know which ones wins, which ones the best. Reminds me of the county fair, folks judgin’ pies and pigs. Cept this time, it’s them golf thingamajigs.
They say they “jacked up” about the new gear. Jacked up? Sounds like my old tractor when it’s on its last legs. But they mean they’re excited, like a kid on Christmas mornin’. Want to hit every driver, every iron, smack that ball all over the place. Sounds like a waste of good energy to me, but then again, I ain’t never been one for chasin’ little white balls.
This ain’t just for 2018, mind you. They do this every year, it seems. Got a 2020 list too. Best clubs, they say. Always somethin’ new, somethin’ better. Just like them newfangled washin’ machines, always promisin’ to get your clothes cleaner, but they just end up breakin’ down faster.
They even got them “super” game-improvement irons. Says if any club should be outlawed, it’s these. Too easy, they say. Well, I never heard of complainin’ about somethin’ bein’ too easy. Life’s hard enough as it is, ain’t it? If somethin’ makes it easier to hit that little ball, I say go for it. But then again, I ain’t no golfer.
So, this “Hot List,” it’s a big deal for them golf folks. They wanna try all the new clubs, see which ones work best for ’em. Spend all that money on fancy sticks and balls. Me, I’d rather spend my money on a good, sturdy shovel, somethin’ that’ll actually get some work done. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If they wanna spend their time hittin’ balls, that’s their business. Just as long as they don’t hit ’em into my garden, that’s all I care about.
And folks are always askin’, which ones you gonna try? Well, I ain’t tryin’ nothin’, I got enough on my plate without worryin’ ’bout golf clubs. But if you’re one of them golf nuts, you probably wanna try ’em all. Go on then, knock yourself out. Just remember, it ain’t the club that makes the golfer, it’s the swing. And a good swing comes from practice, not from some fancy “Hot List.”
So, that’s the gist of it. Golf Digest, their Hot List, all about the best golf clubs for 2018, and probably for years to come. They got all sorts, irons, drivers, the whole shebang. And folks, they go crazy for it, readin’ reviews, tryin’ ’em out, spendin’ their hard-earned cash. Me? I’ll stick to my garden and my shovel. That’s somethin’ I understand.
Tags: Golf Digest, Hot List, 2018, Golf Clubs, Irons, Game-Improvement, Reviews, Equipment, Golf Season
