Alright, let’s talk about this Scottie Scheffler fella, is he playin’ this weekend or what? Folks keep askin’ ‘bout him, like he’s some kinda big deal. I guess he is, winnin’ all them golf games, they say. Golf, huh? Never really understood it myself. Hit a little ball, chase it around a big field… seems like a waste of good walkin’ time to me.
But this Scheffler, he’s different, they tell me. He’s winnin’ everything. Like that Tiger fella from way back when. I remember him, always on the TV. This Scheffler, they say he’s winnin’ like Tiger did. Four outta five, somethin’ like that. That’s a lot of winnin’, even I can understand that.
So, is he playin’ this weekend? That’s the question everyone’s askin’. You know, it’s hard to keep up with these young folks and their games. Always runnin’ around, hittin’ balls, makin’ money. Speaking of money, they say this Scheffler, he’s made a whole heap of it. Millions, they say. Millions! Can you imagine? I can barely scrape together enough for groceries each week, and this fella’s makin’ millions playin’ a game.
- Makes you think, don’t it? All that money, just for hittin’ a little ball.
- But I guess that’s how it is these days. People will pay good money to watch someone else do somethin’ they can’t do themselves.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, Scheffler playin’ this weekend. Well, from what I hear, and mind you, I ain’t no expert, but from what I hear, he’s probably gonna be playin’. Why wouldn’t he? He’s winnin’ everything. You don’t just stop winnin’ for no reason, do ya? Unless he’s hurt or somethin’. But I ain’t heard nothin’ about him bein’ hurt. So, yeah, I’d say he’s playin’.
They call him “Tiger-like”, this Scheffler. That means he’s real good, I reckon. Dominatin’, they say. Like he can’t be beat. Well, everybody can be beat, that’s what I always say. But right now, this Scheffler, he’s lookin’ pretty unbeatable. He’s won a bunch of tournaments lately, includin’ that green jacket thing. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds fancy.
And the money, oh lord, the money. They say he’s made millions just this year. Millions! And his caddy, that’s the fella who carries his clubs, he’s made a pile of money too. Couple million, they say. Just for carryin’ clubs! Can you believe it? I’ve carried heavier things than golf clubs in my life, and I ain’t never seen a million dollars.
But that’s golf for ya. Big money, big tournaments, big everything. And right now, Scottie Scheffler is the biggest deal in golf. So, to answer your question, is he playin’ this weekend? I’d bet my last dollar he is. He’s on a roll, and you don’t stop rollin’ when you’re winnin’. That’s just common sense, even for an old woman like me.
This fella, Scheffler, he’s somethin’ else. Folks are talkin’ about him all over the place. At the grocery store, at the diner, even at church. “Did you see Scheffler win again?” they ask. “He’s amazing,” they say. And I just nod and smile, pretendin’ I know what they’re talkin’ about. But I’m learnin’. I’m learnin’ that this Scheffler is a winner, and winners don’t sit on the sidelines. They play. And they win.
So yeah, he’s playin’. And he’s probably gonna win. That’s just what he does. He wins golf tournaments and makes millions of dollars. And folks like me, we sit around and talk about him. It’s a funny old world, ain’t it? But that’s life, I guess. Some folks hit little balls, some folks carry clubs, and some folks just talk about it all.
So keep an eye out for him, this Scottie Scheffler. He’s playin’ alright and playin’ to win. And if you’re lucky enough to watch him, maybe you’ll understand what all the fuss is about. Me? I’ll just stick to watchin’ the birds and tendin’ my garden. That’s excitin’ enough for me. But I’ll still be listenin’ to see if Scheffler wins again. It’s hard not to, when everyone’s talkin’ about him.
