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So, I’ve been hearing a lot of buzz about this “lisa bluder book.” I didn’t even know who Lisa Bluder was, to be honest. I’m more into, you know, true crime podcasts and stuff. But a friend of mine kept going on and on about it, so I figured, why not? I’d give it a shot. Plus, it’s always good to, like, step outside your comfort zone, right?
Finding the Dang Thing
First off, I tried to figure out if there even was a Lisa Bluder book. I typed it into that big search engine, and all that came up were, like, articles about her, not an actual book by her. She’s a basketball coach, it turns out. A pretty big deal, apparently. Head coach of the Iowa Hawkeyes women’s basketball team, won a bunch of awards… you get the picture. Still, no book.
The Deep Dive
I’m nothing if not persistent. So, I went down this whole rabbit hole, checking all these different websites. Looked at online bookstores. Scrolled through sports forums. I even – and I’m not proud of this – checked some, uh, less reputable sites. Nope. Nothing.
Then started to get a little obsessive. I mean I started really looking into her career. Read old interviews. Watched some game highlights. She seems really cool, actually. Super dedicated. Really cares about her players. All that good stuff.
I was like, “This woman is a legend! She should have a book!”
The (Disappointing) Conclusion
I spent, I don’t know, a good few hours on this. And you know what I found? Zip. Zilch. Nada. As far as I can tell, Lisa Bluder hasn’t actually written a book. At least, not yet.
Maybe she’s too busy, you know, coaching and winning games. Maybe she’s got a secret project in the works. Who knows? But for now, the “lisa bluder book” is a myth. A legend. A phantom.
So, that’s my story. A wild goose chase, really. But hey, I learned a lot about women’s basketball. And I discovered a new respect for Lisa Bluder. Maybe I’ll write a book about her someday. Just kidding… unless…?
