You won’t believe what I heard about that Mortal Kombat game. They say there’s gonna be a whole bunch of new fighters in it! I heard it from my neighbor, she’s always got the scoop on these things. It’s called a roster leak, I think. Sounds kinda nasty if you ask me.
That Mortal Kombat, it’s a rough game, ain’t it? All that fightin’ and yellin’. Reminds me of when my old man used to get into it with the hogs. Never pretty. But the kids, they sure do love it. They’re always talkin’ about it.
Mortal Kombat Roster
So, this leak, it’s like a sneak peek, you see? It tells you who’s gonna be in the game before anyone else knows. Kinda like findin’ out what’s for supper before your ma even starts cookin’. They say this new Mortal Kombat is gonna have some real surprises. Some old faces, some new ones.
- Reptile, that green fella. He’s always been a slippery one.
- They say there’s a new fella, too. Something about Toast.
- I heard some talk about a woman. But these games always have women!
- Then there are these guys who are in every one of these games. Can’t get rid of ’em.
Now, this Reptile, he’s been around since the beginning, I reckon. Always hidin’ in the shadows, waitin’ to pounce. He’s a secret character, they say. Like a hidden prize in a box of Cracker Jacks. You gotta know the secret to find him. I don’t know it myself, but the young’uns, they seem to figure these things out. They probably get it all off the internet.
And this Toast fella, he seems to be a big deal. Not a fighter, but he’s in there somehow. He pops up on the screen sometimes and yells “Toasty!” or somethin’ like that. Sounds silly to me. Like a rooster crowing at the wrong time of day. But, the grandkids tell me that he is important. They say that if you see him, it means you did somethin’ special. I don’t rightly know what that somethin’ special is, but I reckon it must be somethin’ good. It’s a little like an Easter egg, he is. All these little secrets, this game has.
There’s always a lady in these games, too. Strong ones, too. They can fight just as good as the men, maybe even better. They got all sorts of moves, these gals. Flippin’ and kickin’ and throwin’ punches. Reminds me of my sister when she was mad at her husband. It ain’t always just fellas doin’ all the fightin’. Women can hold their own, too. They always have, if you ask me.
Mortal Kombat Characters
Then you got your regulars, the ones who are always there. Like that fella with the hat, and the one with the ice powers. They’re like the old workhorses of the farm. Always there, always workin’. You can’t have a Mortal Kombat without ’em. They are staples. Like bread and butter. Like meat and potatoes.
This leak, it’s got everyone talkin’. It’s like when they announced they were gonna pave the old dirt road into town. Everyone had somethin’ to say about it. Some folks are excited about the new characters, some are just happy to see the old ones back. It’s a big to-do, that’s for sure.
Me, I don’t play these games. Too much for me. I’d rather be tendin’ to my garden or knittin’ a blanket. But I like to hear about it. It’s like watchin’ the soaps on the TV. You get to know all the characters, and you get invested in their stories. Even if it is all just a bunch of fightin’ and carryin’ on. So, this Mortal Kombat roster leak, it’s just another bit of gossip to chew on. Another story to follow. It’s interestin’, I suppose. Keeps things lively. It’s got everyone guessing.
I still don’t understand why that Reptile fella is green. Or what that “Toasty!” thing is all about. But that’s young folks’ business, I guess. I’ve got enough to worry about with my chickens and my garden. I reckon I’ll just let them enjoy their Mortal Kombat. And their secrets. I don’t really care to know ’em. So long as they don’t bring that game over here and start throwing fireballs in the house, we’ll be just fine. I’ll just keep listenin’ to what they say about this leak and shake my head.
