Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Bruce Buffer, and the whole wife situation. Don’t know much about fancy writin’ or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
So, this Bruce Buffer, he’s a big shot announcer man, ya know? For them fightin’ fellas, the MMA kind. He yells real loud and gets all them folks excited. Heard he makes a pretty penny doin’ it, too. Someone told me he charges like, forty thousand, maybe even seventy thousand dollars just to show up at somethin’! Can you believe that? That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, I reckon.
- Born a long time ago, in 1957, May 21st to be exact.
- Makes big bucks yellin’ at fights.
- Got a brother, Michael Buffer, also in the yellin’ business, but not the same kind.
Now, about his wife, or wives, I should say. See, this is where it gets a bit messy. Seems like he’s been hitched a few times. First off, there was this Annie woman. They was together a long, long time, had themselves a son even. But, like so many things in life, it didn’t last. They split up in 2015. Don’t know the whys or wherefores, ain’t none of my business, I guess. Just know they ain’t together no more.
Then, there was talk of another wife, a third one they say. He even proposed to her on TV, on that Jay Leno show. Can you imagine? Proposin’ in front of all them folks! Guess he likes to do things big, that fella. But I ain’t heard much about her since. Don’t even know her name. Some folks say he ain’t married to nobody right now, just single and doin’ his thing. Maybe he’s just tired of all that wife business, I wouldn’t blame him. Wives can be a handful, let me tell ya.
This whole Bruce Buffer story, it’s kinda like a soap opera, ain’t it? Lots of excitement, some sadness, and a whole lotta folks talkin’. He’s got that brother, Michael. They didn’t even know each other for a long time, then bam! They’re workin’ together, makin’ money. It’s a funny ol’ world, I tell ya.
And that ring announcer job? Sounds excitin’, but also kinda scary. All them big fellas punchin’ each other, and him standin’ right there in the middle of it. Gotta be brave to do somethin’ like that. Or maybe just a little crazy. He seems like a good fella though, from what I’ve seen on TV. Always smilin’ and yellin’. And hey, he even does them weddin’ things now, announcin’ the bride and groom like they’re gettin’ ready to fight. Folks seem to like it, though. Guess it adds a bit of fun to things.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it, as far as I know. Bruce Buffer, the fight announcer, had a wife named Annie, maybe a couple others, but now he’s single, maybe. He makes lots of money yellin’, has a brother, and seems to be livin’ the high life. More than I can say for myself, that’s for sure! But hey, life’s life, right? You just gotta keep on keepin’ on, whether you’re yellin’ at fights or just yellin’ at the chickens in the yard. It’s all the same in the end, ain’t it?
And one more thing, if you’re lookin’ to hire this Bruce fella for your weddin’ or somethin’, be prepared to shell out some serious cash. He ain’t cheap, that’s for sure. But hey, if you got the money, and you want a little excitement, then go for it, I say. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if it don’t work out. Marriage is a gamble, just like them fights he announces. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. That’s just the way it is.
So there ya have it. The story of Bruce Buffer and his wives, or lack thereof. Hope it made some sense to ya. It’s all I could gather from hearin’ folks talk and seein’ bits and pieces on that TV thing. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
