That Nick Khan fella, I tell ya, he’s a big shot in that wrasslin’ world. Heard the name on the radio other day, they was talkin’ about him like he’s some kinda king or somethin’. Seems like he’s the boss man of that WWE thing, you know, the one with all them big fellas throwin’ each other around. My grandson, bless his heart, he loves that stuff. Gets all riled up watchin’ it on the TV.
Anyways, this Nick Khan, he’s the president, they say. Must be makin’ a whole heap of money, runnin’ that whole show. They say he made a deal with that Netflix thing, five billion dollars! Can you imagine? Five billion! That’s more money than I ever seen in my whole life. I reckon that’s enough to buy all the candy in the world, and then some.
They were also talkin’ about some other fella, Tony Khan, must be related, maybe? They say he runs that other wrasslin’ show, the AEW one. I don’t know nothin’ about that one. My grandson, he tried to explain it to me once, but it all went right over my head. Too many names, too many shows, I just can’t keep up.
- Nick Khan, WWE President.
- Tony Khan, owns somethin’ called AEW.
- TKO Group, I heard that name too.
- Five billion dollars, that’s a lot of money!
- Wrasslin’ on TV, my grandson loves it.
This Nick Khan, he sent a message to all them wrasslers, I heard. Must be important, whatever he had to say. He’s the boss, after all. Probably tellin’ them to behave themselves, not to get too rowdy. Those boys, they’re always gettin’ into somethin’. Just like my own boys used to be, always scufflin’ and fightin’.
They say this Nick Khan is movin’ that SmackDown show back to the USA Network. I don’t know what that means, exactly. Just more wrasslin’, I reckon. More of them big fellas jumpin’ around, pretendin’ to hurt each other. It’s all a show, you know. They ain’t really hittin’ each other that hard. Least, I hope not.
This Nick Khan is always in the news, they say he is stayin’ up-to-date. I just heard he has a very important career. And I heard his personal life is somethin’ else, too. Must be nice, bein’ rich and famous. I wouldn’t know nothin’ about that, though. Just a simple life for me, that’s all I need.
This other fella, Vince McMahon, they mentioned him too. Heard that name before. Used to be the big cheese, I think. Now it’s this Nick Khan fella. Things change, I guess. Nothin’ stays the same forever. Except maybe my apple pie recipe. That’s been the same for fifty years, and it ain’t changin’ now.
Nick Khan, Nick Khan, that name keeps poppin’ up. Must be a real important fella. Probably got a big fancy house, a big fancy car. Maybe even a private jet! Can you imagine that? Flyin’ around in your own airplane. I’d be scared to death, I reckon. I’ll stick to my old pickup truck, thank you very much.
They say this Nick Khan is thinkin’ about sellin’ the whole darn thing. The WWE, I mean. Sellin’ it! Imagine that. Just sellin’ a whole company like it’s nothin’. Must be nice to have that kind of money, that kind of power. I can’t even imagine it. I’m just tryin’ to figure out how to pay my bills each month, you know? Life ain’t easy, but we get by.
This Nick Khan, he’s got a lot on his plate, I reckon. Runnin’ a big company like that, makin’ all them big decisions. It’s a lot of responsibility. I wouldn’t want that kind of pressure, no sir. I’m happy just tendin’ to my garden, bakin’ my pies. That’s enough for me. He seems like he knows a lot of things about WWE.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this Nick Khan fella. He’s a big shot in that wrasslin’ world, that’s for sure. Makin’ all the money, callin’ all the shots. It’s a different world than mine, that’s for sure. But hey, to each their own, I always say. As long as he’s happy, that’s all that matters. And as long as my grandson’s happy watchin’ his wrasslin’, that’s all that matters to me. That’s enough about him. That Nick Khan is sure somethin’ else.
